"The thing I feel very, very blessed about is that what makes me feel good about my job is also what audiences and directors seem to like. I’ll do things that people don’t like and that’s fine. I just want to continue to work and, if I get the opportunity, swing for the fences. I’m not gonna go for a single. I’m not gonna go for a layup. I’m gonna slam-dunk that motherfucker - that is the intent."

"The thing I feel very, very blessed about is that what makes me feel good about my job is also what audiences and directors seem to like. I’ll do things that people don’t like and that’s fine. I just want to continue to work and, if I get the opportunity, swing for the fences. I’m not gonna go for a single. I’m not gonna go for a layup. I’m gonna slam-dunk that motherfucker - that is the intent."

"The thing I feel very, very blessed about is that what makes me feel good about my job is also what audiences and directors seem to like. I’ll do things that people don’t like and that’s fine. I just want to continue to work and, if I get the opportunity, swing for the fences. I’m not gonna go for a single. I’m not gonna go for a layup. I’m gonna slam-dunk that motherfucker - that is the intent."

"The thing I feel very, very blessed about is that what makes me feel good about my job is also what audiences and directors seem to like. I’ll do things that people don’t like and that’s fine. I just want to continue to work and, if I get the opportunity, swing for the fences. I’m not gonna go for a single. I’m not gonna go for a layup. I’m gonna slam-dunk that motherfucker - that is the intent."

"The thing I feel very, very blessed about is that what makes me feel good about my job is also what audiences and directors seem to like. I’ll do things that people don’t like and that’s fine. I just want to continue to work and, if I get the opportunity, swing for the fences. I’m not gonna go for a single. I’m not gonna go for a layup. I’m gonna slam-dunk that motherfucker - that is the intent."

(via avengingjedi)

Things fanfiction authors do

caldera32:

*posts chapter*

*checks page to make sure chapter hasn’t transformed into 100% typos*

*refreshes to check for reviews*

*refreshes again*

*resolves to go to bed and not check until morning*

*goes to bed, turns on phone, checks for reviews*

(via jmathieson-fic)

buckybarnespls:

whats that sound?
haha its just ovaries exploding everywhere
sorry not sorry

buckybarnespls:

whats that sound?

haha its just ovaries exploding everywhere

sorry not sorry

(via thisiswintermute)

roane72:

carpdirector:


Deadpool + Unemployment + Debt

Hey, roane, you seem to be handling unemployment better than Deadpool ;)

UNDEREMPLOYED. UNDER! :) Although dude, if I had Tony Stark’s number, I’d be hitting him up for some money right about now. :) roane72:

carpdirector:


Deadpool + Unemployment + Debt

Hey, roane, you seem to be handling unemployment better than Deadpool ;)

UNDEREMPLOYED. UNDER! :) Although dude, if I had Tony Stark’s number, I’d be hitting him up for some money right about now. :) roane72:

carpdirector:


Deadpool + Unemployment + Debt

Hey, roane, you seem to be handling unemployment better than Deadpool ;)

UNDEREMPLOYED. UNDER! :) Although dude, if I had Tony Stark’s number, I’d be hitting him up for some money right about now. :) roane72:

carpdirector:


Deadpool + Unemployment + Debt

Hey, roane, you seem to be handling unemployment better than Deadpool ;)

UNDEREMPLOYED. UNDER! :) Although dude, if I had Tony Stark’s number, I’d be hitting him up for some money right about now. :) roane72:

carpdirector:


Deadpool + Unemployment + Debt

Hey, roane, you seem to be handling unemployment better than Deadpool ;)

UNDEREMPLOYED. UNDER! :) Although dude, if I had Tony Stark’s number, I’d be hitting him up for some money right about now. :) roane72:

carpdirector:


Deadpool + Unemployment + Debt

Hey, roane, you seem to be handling unemployment better than Deadpool ;)

UNDEREMPLOYED. UNDER! :) Although dude, if I had Tony Stark’s number, I’d be hitting him up for some money right about now. :) roane72:

carpdirector:


Deadpool + Unemployment + Debt

Hey, roane, you seem to be handling unemployment better than Deadpool ;)

UNDEREMPLOYED. UNDER! :) Although dude, if I had Tony Stark’s number, I’d be hitting him up for some money right about now. :) roane72:

carpdirector:


Deadpool + Unemployment + Debt

Hey, roane, you seem to be handling unemployment better than Deadpool ;)

UNDEREMPLOYED. UNDER! :) Although dude, if I had Tony Stark’s number, I’d be hitting him up for some money right about now. :) roane72:

carpdirector:


Deadpool + Unemployment + Debt

Hey, roane, you seem to be handling unemployment better than Deadpool ;)

UNDEREMPLOYED. UNDER! :) Although dude, if I had Tony Stark’s number, I’d be hitting him up for some money right about now. :) roane72:

carpdirector:


Deadpool + Unemployment + Debt

Hey, roane, you seem to be handling unemployment better than Deadpool ;)

UNDEREMPLOYED. UNDER! :) Although dude, if I had Tony Stark’s number, I’d be hitting him up for some money right about now. :)

roane72:

carpdirector:

Deadpool + Unemployment + Debt

Hey, roane, you seem to be handling unemployment better than Deadpool ;)

UNDEREMPLOYED. UNDER! :) Although dude, if I had Tony Stark’s number, I’d be hitting him up for some money right about now. :)

(via avengingjedi)

eternalsojourn:

tomhardyvariations:

tomhardydotorg:

Link Tattoos won’t stop me acting naked, drama teacher

There’s naked?! Legend is already LEGEND.

Did he say naked? NAKED? eternalsojourn:

tomhardyvariations:

tomhardydotorg:

Link Tattoos won’t stop me acting naked, drama teacher

There’s naked?! Legend is already LEGEND.

Did he say naked? NAKED? eternalsojourn:

tomhardyvariations:

tomhardydotorg:

Link Tattoos won’t stop me acting naked, drama teacher

There’s naked?! Legend is already LEGEND.

Did he say naked? NAKED?

eternalsojourn:

tomhardyvariations:

tomhardydotorg:

Link Tattoos won’t stop me acting naked, drama teacher

There’s naked?! Legend is already LEGEND.

Did he say naked? NAKED?

(via depthsofmysol)

Q

Anonymous asked:

whenever you accept prompts again: steve/bucky grinding while hella drunk. thats it thats the prompt.

A

bonesbuckleup:

bonesbuckleup:

(I’m sorry for what’s about to happen here)

"Oh my God," Bucky says, words slurring a bit, "Oh my God.”

"Right?" says Steve, well and truly smashed on some sort of Asgardian something that Thor brought.  "S’crazy, isn’t it?"

"And you just," Bucky says, gesturing wildly, almost taking out a lamp with his metal arm.  "And then just - and you - and that’s it?

"Yeah!" Steve says.  He hauls Bucky along behind him.  "C’mon, c’mon I gotta - you’re gonna love this, I swear, it’s the best part of the future.  The best part.

An hour later, Tony walks into the living room and asks, “Why does it smell like coffee in here?”

The other Avengers all point wordlessly towards the kitchen.  Tony, hesitating for a minute, walks in to find Steve and Bucky laughing to the point of near incoherency, surrounded by what’s got to be at least twelve pounds of ground coffee beans.

"Oh my God," Bucky says, pressing the button.  The electric coffee grinder rumbled to life, whirring as it shredded the beans to powder.  "Steve, oh my God.

"Right?" Steve says, waving his arms.  "Right?”

I maintain that this is the pinnacle of my fandom contributions.

Whoops.

sweaterkittensahoy:

agent-hils-coulson:

uberniftacular:

son-of-the-ilvatar:

sweaterkittensahoy:

image

Pancakes make everybody feel better.

This is a fact.

I know the rules by now

Yay!

(via ralkana)

dammit-clint:

awcomicsno:

Some people a born great.
Some people have greatness thrust upon them.
Some people are Clint Barton.

scifigrl47
In which Clint (literally) runs into Phil and says something of equal goofiness
graphitedoll:

hey, you get the feeling we’re missing som—-

oh…
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hey, you get the feeling we’re missing som—-

oh…
graphitedoll:

hey, you get the feeling we’re missing som—-

oh…
graphitedoll:

hey, you get the feeling we’re missing som—-

oh…
graphitedoll:

hey, you get the feeling we’re missing som—-

oh…
graphitedoll:

hey, you get the feeling we’re missing som—-

oh…
graphitedoll:

hey, you get the feeling we’re missing som—-

oh…